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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:31

Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy
Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds